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Gal With A Plan 2026 PlannerMeet your new favorite way to stay organized. The Gal with a Plan 2026 Planner by Valfré is equal parts art book and daily planner because why should your agenda be boring? Featuring Valfré's signature illustrated characters, bold typography, and a different color story...
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Hot Mess CandleA candle for the girlies who know exactly what they are. This House of Savage glass jar candle features bold typographic label art with a smoldering red lip graphic.
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Hot Dog Bikini Bod ShirtAn all-over print that does the most. This oversized white tee features a full-body illustrated bikini graphic in pink and red, a playful, kitschy nod to the classic "bikini bod" with a graphic art twist. Boxy fit, unisex sizing.
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Gold Cherub EarringsThese dainty drop earrings feature detailed gold-tone cherub charms on fish hook wires. A nod to Renaissance art with a modern, celestial flair. Light, delicate, and undeniably divine.
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Protect Trans Rights Baby TeeSay it loud, say it proud. This fitted baby tee features a pink graphic of a Trans Am muscle car, a pair of legs in heels, a trans pride flag, and the phrase "Protect Trans Rights, Baby" in gothic lettering. Soft shirt, clear message.
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The Year of the Whores TopReclamation looks good on you. This natural tee features an elaborate red illustrated graphic of vintage feminine figures surrounding the bold cursive declaration "The Year of the Whores." Floral details, fearless energy, and a whole lot of attitude.
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Nothing Gets Me Rock Hard Like Women's Suffrage TopHistory never looked this good. This charcoal Comfort Colors tee features a bold mint green graphic of vintage suffrage imagery, crystals, butterflies, a "Votes for Women" pennant, alongside the phrase "Nothing Gets Me Rock Hard Like Women's Suffrage." Politically passionate. Aesthetically perfect.
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Thick Thighs TopDangerous by nature. This golden tan Comfort Colors tee features a bold red graphic of illustrated pin-up legs, a lit bomb, a grenade, and dynamite surrounding the phrase "Thick Thighs Take Lives" in old English lettering. Oversized, relaxed fit with zero apologies.
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Support Strippers TopPut your money where your values are. This natural Comfort Colors tee features a retro illustrated scene of pole dancers and a suited man making it rain, all in rich cobalt blue, with "Support Your Local Strip Club" in gothic script. A conversation starter,...
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Spoiled Cunt TopFirst impressions matter. This washed charcoal tee features a Victorian-inspired graphic of two illustrated women flanking the phrase "I Don't Know You But My First Impression Is Spoiled Cunt" in elegant white and lavender lettering. Soft colorway, hard energy.
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Sluts Rule Baby TeeShe knows the rules, she just makes them. This natural fitted baby tee features a retro pin-up illustration of a dominatrix figure flanked by chain borders and the declaration "Sluts Rule · Boys Drool" in bold red old English type. Unapologetic, confident, and wearing...
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Funny Like a Clown Baby TeeI amuse you? This natural baby tee features an oversized illustrated clown face, droopy eyes, red nose, painted lips, with the classic Goodfellas-inspired line "I'm Funny How? Funny Like a Clown? I Amuse You?" in bold red print. Equal parts unhinged and iconic.
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Arm All the Lesbians Baby TeeA statement tee for the girls who mean business. This natural baby tee features a bold black graphic of feminine silhouettes armed and unapologetic, surrounded by illustrated firearms and bullets, with "Arm All the Lesbians" in old English lettering front and center. Fitted, cropped,...
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Mischief Maker Square Neck Baby TeeThis black ribbed baby tee by Mischief features a square neckline and a small chest graphic of cartoon gloved hands flanking a red orb, arched over with "Mischief" in red lettering.
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Heartbreaker Fitted Ringer TeeThe everyday tee with a little something extra. This natural and navy ringer tee by Mischief features a retro clown heart patch-style graphic on the chest. A fitted, versatile staple that leans into the aesthetic without trying too hard.
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Deal With the Devil Fitted TeeShe made the deal and she'd do it again. This fitted black tee by Mischief features a vintage-inspired graphic of a glamorous blonde and a grinning red devil, complete with a heart locket detail.
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Tarot CandleThe High Priestess (Berries, 6" / 60 Hr Burn) The divine feminine is calling. This 6-inch tarot pillar candle is inspired by The High Priestess, a card of intuition, inner wisdom, and quiet power. Scented with berries and designed to burn for up to...
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Dirty Girl Martini CandleGin martini scented and unapologetically it. This 19 oz double-wick soy wax candle comes in a stunning bronze mirrored vessel with a sleek black label. Hand-poured in Texas, House of Savage exclusive.
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